The Nation | Worry, Alfred Dubya
"What, Me President?"
Believable.
"Bubba" sightings in the international press and selected blogs.
Thanks to cursor.
And now for something completely different!
The staid British journal FT says in an article:
"French President Jacques Chirac is to make some concrete proposals at the annual World Economic Forumof political and economic leaders at the Swiss resort of Davos on Wednesday, his office said Tuesday.
"Israel has resumed building one of the most controversial parts of its West Bank barrier, deep in occupied land, in a move Palestinians say clouds new President Mahmoud Abbas's efforts to revive peacemaking.
In spite of the naively upbeat headline, there is some real info buried in the story:
"Central banks are shifting reserves away from the US and towards the eurozone in a move that looks set to deepen the Bush administration's difficulties in financing its ballooning current account deficit.
"Arnold Schwarzenegger's Austrian citizenship should be ended over the execution of a convicted killer in the US, a politician in Austria has said.
"Rolling slowly along the parade route from the Capitol to the White House in his armor-plated limousine, Mr. Bush was surrounded by a defensive phalanx of trucks, cars, a large bus and dozens of Secret Service agents. Unlike the leisurely strolls along the route by other presidents, Mr. Bush did not get out of the car until he reached the highly secure area near the White House, beyond the protesters."
"According to a Pew poll, on the eve of the election the great majority of voters, of both parties, believed that the Bush administration had asserted that it found either W.M.D. or an active W.M.D. program in Iraq."
"You can say what you like in the US media, as long as it helps a Republican president. But slip up once while questioning him, and you will be torn to shreds. Even the most grovelling affirmations of loyalty won't help. The presenter of 60 Minutes, Dan Rather, is the man who once told his audience' 'George Bush is the president, he makes the decisions and, you know, as just one American, he wants me to line up, just tell me where.' CBS is owned by the conglomerate Viacom, whose chairman told reporters: 'We believe the election of a Republican administration is better for our company.' But for Fox News and the shockjocks syndicated by Clear Channel, Rather's faltering attempt at investigative journalism is further evidence of 'a liberal media conspiracy'."
"The British Museum said U.S. and Polish forces in Iraq have crushed part of ancient Babylon's 2,600-year-old brick paved streets with their tanks and used soil containing archeological artifacts to fill sandbags. The museum is concerned U.S.-led troops, including U.S. marines and the Polish force who have occupied the ancient Mesopotamian capital, have inflicted widespread damage to the ancient centre of civilization, said a report released yesterday.
"The White House acknowledged Wednesday that its hunt for Iraqi weapons of mass destruction - a two-year search costing millions of dollars - has closed down without finding the stockpiles that President Bush cited as justification for overthrowing Saddam Hussein.
"'We're not people who like to fight,' said Humberto Velez, who is the voice of Homer Simpson.
"But in intense closed-door negotiations, Congressional officials said, four senior members from the House and Senate deleted the restrictions from the final bill after the White House expressed opposition.
"French Foreign Minister Michel Barnier called for a 'new relationship' with the United States but warned that a better alliance did not mean allegiance."
This from cursor in the "disaster photo-op category" and too cynical to not make you gawk.
"The United States military said it dropped a 500-pound bomb on the wrong house outside the northern city of Mosul on Saturday, killing five people. The man who owned the house said the bomb killed 14 people, and an Associated Press photographer said seven of them were children."
"No, I'd say that of the world's economies, there's more that believe in intellectual property today than ever. There are fewer communists in the world today than there were. There are some new modern-day sort of communists who want to get rid of the incentive for musicians and moviemakers and software makers under various guises. They don't think that those incentives should exist."
"I have some very unfortunate news. Levels above me have ordered, yes ORDERED, me to shut down this website. They cite that the information contained in these pages violates several Army Regulations. I certainly disagree with this. However, I have made a decision to turn off the site pending further investigation as to whether or not I have violated these Army Regulations."