Contrast In Cleanup Underfoot In District (washingtonpost.com)

"'The city streets are spattered with unsightly and unhealthy gobs of chewing gum, which become ugly DIRTY black spots,' Bowden wrote. 'This makes the Nation's Capitol City look like a third world country.' "

Don't those Bubbas in D.C. know that they're supposed to stick used chewing gum under the tops of their school desks? Jeez louise!